var today_obj=new Date()
var randomnumber=Math.floor(Math.random()*120)

var tips=new Array()
//Configure the below variable to contain the "header" of the tip
var tiptitle='<br />'


tips[1]='California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.'
tips[2]='Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys.'
tips[3]='All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.'
tips[4]='The city of Portland in Oregon was named after a coin toss in 1844.  Heads for Portland and tails for Boston.'
tips[5]='Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.'
tips[6]='No president of the United States was an only child for his parents.'
tips[7]='The shrimps heart is in its head.'
tips[8]='In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.'
tips[9]='When a person dies, hearing is usually the last sense to go.'
tips[10]='Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from producing tears.'
tips[11]='An ounce of platinum can be stretched 10,000 feet.'
tips[12]='One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!'
tips[13]='Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.'
tips[14]='In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch or clock is usually 10:10.'
tips[15]='The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.'
tips[16]='Goodbye came from God bye which came from God be with you.'
tips[17]='Our Right Lungs takes more air than our left lung.'
tips[18]='Cats and dogs can hear ultrasound.'
tips[19]='As many as one third Americans flush the toilet while they are still on it.'
tips[20]='One in three dog owners say they have talked to their pets on the phone.'
tips[21]='From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about 30 feet!'
tips[22]='The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!'
tips[23]='When pitched, the average Major League baseball rotates 15 times before being hit.'
tips[24]='The egg came first.'
tips[25]='The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.'
tips[26]='A small airplane can fly backwards.'
tips[27]='The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.'
tips[28]='President George W. Bush is related to all other U.S. Presidents!'
tips[29]='Originally, Nintendo was a playing card manufacturer.'
tips[30]='Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand.'
tips[31]='The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula.'
tips[32]='No high jumper has ever been able to stay off the ground for more than one second.'
tips[33]='No one knows where Mozart is buried.'
tips[34]='Alfred Hitchcock didnt have a belly button.'
tips[35]='Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!'
tips[36]='Bill Gates designed a traffic control system for Seattle when he was only 15!'
tips[37]='Drew Carey once worked at a Dennys.'
tips[38]='Harrison Ford has a species of spider named after him!'
tips[39]='In high school, Robin Williams was voted Least Likely to Succeed.'
tips[40]='Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.'
tips[41]='Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison were all 27 years old when they died.'
tips[42]='King Kong was Adolf Hitlers favorite movie.'
tips[43]='None of the Beatles knew how to read music.(Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.)'
tips[44]='Ted Turner owns about 2% of New Mexico.'
tips[45]='Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!'
tips[46]='Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!'
tips[47]='The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.'
tips[48]='Alaska law says that you can not look at a moose from an airplane'
tips[49]='According to legend, there is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.'
tips[50]='McDonalds salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!'
tips[51]='IKEA stores are designed like a maze in order to prevent customers from leaving.'
tips[52]='In the original Wizard of Oz novel, Dorothy wore silver slippers.'
tips[53]='Many rocks on Mars have been given strange names such as Yogi, Scooby Doo, and Indiana Jones.'
tips[54]='The drummer for the rock group Def Leppard only has one arm.'
tips[55]='Jasmine is the only Disney princess who is not the main character of her movie.'
tips[56]='Patrick Stewart has been bald since he was 19.'
tips[57]='A man lost 41 lbs playing WoW on an exercise bike!'
tips[58]='At a length of 45 letters, “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagunamaugg” is the longest place name in the United States..'
tips[59]='An armadillo can hold its breath for up to six minutes.'
tips[61]='Writing down your worries just before taking an exam can boost your test score.'
tips[62]='Hippo milk is pink.'
tips[63]='More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.'
tips[64]='In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.'
tips[65]='Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.'
tips[66]='You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss.'
tips[67]='You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening!'
tips[68]='A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule wont'
tips[69]='Your home is ten times more likely to have a fire than be burglarized!'
tips[70]='There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.'
tips[71]='Whispering is more wearing on your voice than a normal speaking tone.'
tips[72]='The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.'
tips[73]='The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and other items.'
tips[74]='Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.'
tips[75]='Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.'
tips[76]='People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.'
tips[77]='One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.'
tips[78]='Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older.'
tips[79]='Nike Air Soles do not actually have air in them.'
tips[80]='Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th.'
tips[81]='If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet.'
tips[82]='If you toss a penny 10,000 times,it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more,so it ends up on the bottom.'
tips[83]='Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.'
tips[84]='A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!'
tips[85]='A broken clock is always right twice a day.'
tips[86]='An aglet is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.'
tips[87]='Oprah Winfrey makes $10 per second.'
tips[88]='The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'
tips[89]='The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.'
tips[90]='Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.'
tips[91]='Over 50% of lottery players go bacyk to work after winning the jackpot.'
tips[92]='More redheads are born in Scotland than in any other part of the world.'
tips[93]='Girls have more tastebuds than boys.'
tips[94]='A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.'
tips[95]='Coca Cola was originally green.'
tips[96]='To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.'
tips[97]='It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.'
tips[98]='Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.'
tips[99]='Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.'
tips[100]='The number of text messages sent and received in a given day is greater than the worlds population.'
tips[101]='If you eat lots of carrots, you will start to turn orange.'
tips[102]='If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.'
tips[103]='To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!'
tips[104]='It takes six months to build a Rolls Royce...and 13 hours to build a Toyota.'
tips[105]='In 1987 American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating one olive from its First Class salads.'
tips[106]='A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.'
tips[107]='A lions roar can be heard from five miles away.'
tips[108]='The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.'
tips[109]='When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.'
tips[110]='Charlie Browns father was a barber.'
tips[111]='There are no poisonous snakes in Maine.'
tips[112]='The ears of a cricket are located on the front legs, just below the knee.'
tips[113]='Hydrofluoric acid will dissolve glass.'
tips[114]='Hersheys Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like its kissing the conveyor belt.'
tips[115]='A bolt of lightning is six times hotter than the Sun.'
tips[116]='On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.'
tips[117]='68 percent of a Hostess Twinkie is air'
tips[118]='A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!'
tips[119]='Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!'
tips[120]='There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C. '

document.write(tiptitle)
document.write(tips[randomnumber])